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my version of the ultimate showdown p.s. im doing the verses of it not the main part and im indiana tails

old bowser was hoppin around mushroom kingdom like a big play ground when suddenly bart man burst out from the shade and hit bowser with a bart grenade

bowser got mad and begun to attack not to be blocked by shaq who proceeded to open a can of shaq fu when arron carter came out of the blue

arron began beating up shaqille o’neal
but they were both flattened by the bartmobile
before it could make it back to the bart cave
abraham lincon popped out of his grave took an
ak-47 out from under his hat and b;ew bartman away with a rat-a-tat-tat he ran out of bullets and ran away because optimus prime came to save the day.

bowser took a bite out of optimus prime like scruff mgruff took a bite out of crime and
then shaq came back covered in a tire track
then jackie chan landed on his back bartman
was injured and tried to get steady when
abraham linchon came back with a machette
but somthing caught his leg and he tripped
indiana Tails took him out with his whip.

he saw bowser coming from behind and reached for his gun which he just couldn’t find because bartman stole it and shot and he missed and jackie chan deflected it with his fist and juumped in the air and did a summersault
while aberaham linchon tried to polevault
onto optimus prime but collided and oth got hit by a barney hug

angels sang out in an immaculate chorus down
from the heavens descended chuck norris who delivered a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of indiana tails who fell over writhing in pain as bartman changed back to
bart simpson but chuck saw through his clever
disguise and he crushed bartmans head in
between his thighs then then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
“Monty Python and the Holy Grail”’s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan came out of no where lightning fast and kick chuck
norris in his cowboy butt for killing the fellow indiana tails and the battle raged on for a century and the winner was here the rest saw the better indiana tails with his crotch repair and
mr. rodgers in his blood stained sweater

like it i came back in the end and win with mr rodgers!