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Thank you all for visiting my site!:smile: But right now i need all your help!!!! you see, i am in a cp army called the RPF, and i am running for govonor of iceage, but i cant doo this alone! i need your help! and if you help me out here we will do a planetclippy SERIES! a story about a man trying to defend the world againsted barney and his friends! so please vote for me in the polls! heres the link to the polls!  remember vote for the clip with the right plan!http://poll.pollcode.com/QskY if the poll link aint working them copy the linkk to the adress bar and click enter

Come on people, lets get real here!!!!! The stupid TV show nartuo is all about some dumb old kid in a orange jumpsuit of which is a ninja….. and how is that a cool show? Ugh i just dont understand it! insted of nartuo how about a show with all the nartuo people just laying around watching tv, picking bugs off eachother like monkeys, going poop, and more. Or insted of that how about a TV show about barney attacking the world? It would be like a ugly, dumb, purple, version of godzilla…

Hey ppls, This is Pengui, Clipster made me an editor on da site, well, as my first post here are a few jokes I thought were funny:

1  A pastor is speaking at an alcoholics anonymous meeting and he’s explaining why drinking is harmful. He uses this example. He puts a worm into a jar and then he pours in some alcohol. Of course, the worm shrivels up and dies, and he says “so what does this tell us about alcohol?” So, an old drunk stands up and says “well, if you drink you won’t get worms.”

2  A man is drinking in a bar and after drinking quite a bit of whiskey, the bartender says “ok, You’re over the legal limit I gotta cut you off” So the man curses the bartender and walks out angrily. So a few minutes later, the man walks through the side door of the bar and says “whiskey, please” so, the bartender says “hey, I cut you off, get out of here” so the man curses at him and walks out angrily. a few minutes later he walks in through the back door and says “whiskey, please” then, the bartender says “I already told you twice, you’re over the legal limit so get out of here” then the man replies “man, how many bars do you work at?”

 Plz visit pdfarmy.wordpress.com ppls! (hey Clipster, if u don’t want me to put my site as a link on here, just tell me and I’ll stop)

1: the only time you can take a bath is only after 10 PM. 2: never shake anyones hand, insted punch them in the nuts and say your going to blow them up. 3: in the month of may your dog must not be walked. 4: men can NOT buy food without their wife telling them to. 5: women cant be outside with a red dress after 6:PM. 7: the only time you can go on the computer is when someone is watching  everything you do on the computer. 8: you may only eat one piece of candy each week. 9: kids under the age of 12 can not play any video games unless they have a white Tshirt. 10: if you ever get sick then you will never be able to leave your house. Now would YOU want to live in this world? I hope not.

First of all,I’m Miroos,creator of CACP.

Visit www.acpcrushers.wordpress.com

Ok now here is something for you to laugh at.

Zamros goes to a restraunt with neat clothes and black shoes.Miroos goes to a restraunt with clothes he found in the wash basket.Zamros is polite at the table.Miroos gets angry when nobody listens to him,so he throws his food at people.Zamros never burps or farts at the table.Miroos burps when the waitor comes and farts when somebody finishes before him.Zamros says thank you to the waitor.Miroos punches the waitor and tells him that the food is rubbish.Zamros is good in the car.Miroos throws Zamros’s stuff out of the window.Zamros gets presents for being a good boy.Miroos, who does’nt get presents , steals Zamros’s stuff.

 Meet Geeko,he is the biggest geek in the world.When somebody tells him what is half of 3 he will say ” 1.5124129848192” which is correct ( joke) and very accurate.He stays on his PC all day and has a website for geeks.He watches Barny and says that Barny is smarter than Einstein.His brother though,who is called John hates geeks.He loves Einstein though.When John heard what his brother said,he went and choked Barny and tortured the kids on his show who were older than John.Then,John got his friend,the Nerd,to send Geeky a virus which destroys his hard disk.Geeky’s PC broke and couldnt be fixed.Then,Geeky got mad and knew who it was,so he went to the Nerd’s house while John was there.Geeky then realised he had made a big mistake,because when he opened the door,sand went on to his brother.For revenge,John and the Nerd got Geeky and gave him a wedgie,then a flushy and finally took his money,and later on stole his PC and threw it on him.So,the Nerd and John made Geeky stay in his empty room for more than a year.Geeky then remembered who he was.He opened the door,and got his calculator.Then,he saw the Nerd and John in the pool.Suddenly,a smart idea came to Geeky.He threw the calculator into the pool and electrucuted the Nerd and John.In the end,Einstein came down from heaven and said ”According to my calculations,you should be tortured!!!” , so with his formulas and stuff,he gave Geeky a headache which sent the 3 boys to hospital.”According to my calculations , I am the champion”!!

Sorry for my extremely large post but I just cant stop writing!!!