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Hey ppls, This is Pengui, Clipster made me an editor on da site, well, as my first post here are a few jokes I thought were funny:

1  A pastor is speaking at an alcoholics anonymous meeting and he’s explaining why drinking is harmful. He uses this example. He puts a worm into a jar and then he pours in some alcohol. Of course, the worm shrivels up and dies, and he says “so what does this tell us about alcohol?” So, an old drunk stands up and says “well, if you drink you won’t get worms.”

2  A man is drinking in a bar and after drinking quite a bit of whiskey, the bartender says “ok, You’re over the legal limit I gotta cut you off” So the man curses the bartender and walks out angrily. So a few minutes later, the man walks through the side door of the bar and says “whiskey, please” so, the bartender says “hey, I cut you off, get out of here” so the man curses at him and walks out angrily. a few minutes later he walks in through the back door and says “whiskey, please” then, the bartender says “I already told you twice, you’re over the legal limit so get out of here” then the man replies “man, how many bars do you work at?”

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