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I just came to the usa, I dont like it because no one can understand me. When I went to a Dennies I asked for 2 pieces of toast, later the waitress gave me 1 piece of toast. I said ” no no no i asked for 2 pieces of toast” the waitress said ” YOU BETTER NOT PEE ON THE PLATE” I got so mad I said ” shut your mouth please!” and i walked out of the Dennies. The next day i went over to a Burger King. I asked for a hamburger with 1 piece of tomado on it, the cashier gave me 2 pieces of tomado on my burger. i said ” i asked for only 1 piece of tomado not 2″ the cashier said ” go to the bathroom” i said ” what the heck!” then the cashier screamed ” YOU BETTER NOT PEE ON THE TOMADO YOU FREAK!” i punched the cashier in the face and left. Later on that day I walked in to my hotel room and ordered a pizza, i got my pizza and ate it, but I found out it had pee in it. i said ” OH MY GOSH WHAT KIND OF COUNTRY IS THIS!?” i started to walk out the door of the hotel when the manager said peace out to me. then i said to him ” YOU BETTER NOT PEE OUT YOU PEEING WEIRDO”
