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This is Gary. gary does not like people, infact he hates people. Sometimes he will go to teh bathroom in other peoples homes. Gary likes spiderman, he ate spider man. Gary hates batman, he killed batman. he hates video games. he ate a video game. Gary sometimes will rant and rave about how awesome he is and how he invented gravety. A lot of the time he will eat a banana PEEL. And he picks his big fat nose. Gary will fuss and whine about everything, even if he gets what he wants he will still wine. He hates TV, he ate the TV. He is in my house taking a huge poo in my bathroom…. wait… OMG I DONT KNOW WEARE HE IS TAKING HIS POO! HE AINT IN THE BATHROOM! he better not be putting his poop on my pillow, because he put his big corny poop on my pillow last time he came to my house….
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#1. cleaning other peoples cute little buttholes off. #2. One of those people that test out flavers of poison.
#3. A person that cleans off all the gum stuck under the tables. #4. puke eater. #5. poo eater. #6. a doctor that tasted other peoples pee for diabeties. ( in the 1980s that was really how docters could tell if someone had diabeties.) #7. the man that cleans out portable pottys. #8. writing this blog. ( joke)
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Clifferd the big red dog worked for the US army in iraq, he would pee in the iraqi prisoners mouths. Thomas the tank worked in iran, smuggleing illeagil things in to the country. Barney was just a killer out on the streets of L.A. Jr from veggie tales took over the world and taught kids how to say cuss words. Waldo would go looking for kids out on the streets and make them do anything he wants them to. Steve from blues clues was a hitman. Blues Clues the dog was a evil cops dog.
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First they would go way back in time before the humans were around, they did this because they would make so much mice that mice would rule the world insted of humans. Then they would meet up with the chickens and fight. After that the mice would make up their own god ( his name was mousey mousey mouse mouse.)
When that was done they would go to the year that mouse traps came out and destroy them and the maker of them. When that happened all the mice would make their own homes. And that is basicly all that mice would do if they could time travel.
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It was a nice day in planetclippy, when barney took it over well, he made everything a wasteland.
But then something so great happened….. SONIC, TAILS, COSMO, KNUCKLES, AND ALL THE SONIC PEOPLE CAME TO HELP PLANETCLIPPY OUT! But then barney grabbed tails and threw him threw him in to a pile of glass, then barney picked up cosmo and threw her in a big fat butt! ( with huge pimpoles in the cute little brown hole!) Then barney farted right in sonics mouth. It looked like things were going bad for sonic and all his friends but then all the sudden! Tails jumped in the air and landed on barneys nose and blew in barneys nostrill, it tickled barney and made him sneez.
But barney was to strong and held tails upside down by his tail, barney said ” YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TAILS! AND IF YOU JOIN ME AND MY GOOD LITTLE STUPID SHOW I WILL MAKE YOU DESTROY YOUR WII! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT TAILS” Then tails said. ” NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY WII! ANYTHING BUT MY WII! PLEASE I BEG OF YOU” But then barney threw tails in a huge pile of just random sharp objects. Knuckles ran to barney, punched him in the face, then the butthole, then stuck a needle in barneys cute little dino butt. Sonic got back up and kicked barney right in the eye, cosmo got up and kickd barney in his nuts. But all the sudden something bad happened…… barneys butthole turned in to a bloodthirsty butthole! ( a bloodthirsty butthole injects a needle in YOUR butthole, of which makes your butthole a bloodthirsty one) Barney injected knuckles butt with a needle. That was teh end of knuckles. Barney hit sonic and tails and cosmo in the face, which sent them flying. Tails did something he has never done before. he grabbed a HUGE 1000000000000000000000000000000 mile long AK 47 and screamed at barney ” YOU WILL NOT EVEN DARE TO HURT MY FRIENDS NOR WILL YOU EVER DO ANYTHING TO MY AWESOEM WII!!!!!! AHHHHHHH” tails shot barney to a bloody death. Then tails just walked away. But then CLIP walked over to barney, slapped barney a lil, then got barneys hand and put it on his dead rotten purple butt.
