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once there was a tortoise that was very slow, and a hare that was very fast. The hare bragged about how fast he was, so the tortoise said to the hare ” HEY BUB I HATE YOU SO DARN MUCH THAT I THINK YOUR A STUPID JERK FACE AND I CHALLENGE YOU TO A RACE!” the hare then said ” OH YAH WELL OK BUT I WILL BEAT YOUR SORRY LITTLE BUTT!” the next day it was time for the race to begin. when the race started the hare ran as fast as he could, but he had to stop to fart for a little, then he had to puke and eat it up. The tortoise went ahead of the hare and the tortise was winning the race! But for some reason the hare stopped again to just randomly wiggle, poop, pee, laugh, eat his own friend, and more. Then the hare yelled to the tortoise ” I HATE YOU SO MUCH! IF ONLY I WASNT SO DANG WELL TIRED I WOULD BE KICKING YOUR CUTE LITTLE SORRY BUTT ALL THE WAY TO CHINA. THEN I WOULD LAUGH AND SAY HOW GREAT I WAS!” The tortoise shouted back ” WELL I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK AND IM GONNA WIN THIS STUPID LITTLE RACE! GRR I HATE YOU SO MUCH I JUST WANNA EAT YOU UP LIKE A MUNCHKIN!!!!!!!” The hare was so shocked that he grabbed a gun and shot at the tortoise, and the hare said ” take this you stupid little meal worm” The tortoise was crossing the finish line, and in a few seconds the tortoise won the race!
