Here are some reasons why cyber geeks make bad boyfriends. 1. The only time the 2 of you can hang out is when hes downloading something. 2. the only time you can see him in the eye is thru the reflection on his moniter. 3. making webcams in the bathtub. 4. they break up with you because you arent one of them. 5. they will only talk to you if you play a another game of myst. 6. they will spend 12 hours in a chat room, but they dont have anything to say to you. 7. bend his issue of wired and he wont talk to you for days. 8. choosing between mac and pc is to hard to do.
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Clip i mac 6 asks where his girl friend wants to go, and they go where she wants to go. Alex clip always cheats on his girlfriend just for a few dollars. Clip i mac 6 will buy flowers for his girl friend. Alex clip buys his girlfriend pizza (using coins he found in the wishing foutain.) Clip i mac 6 will make sure that he doesnt annoying his girlfriend so she stays happy with him. Alex clip will fart right next to his girlfriend and say ” dang those tacos at the taco stand sure do smell like big old farts” C
a man came to a womens house and said ” marry me you fat cat” the women was s shocked she punched the man where men hate being hit… The next day the man came back and said ” will you marry me” the women was so shocked she blew meat out of her butt and ran away.The next week the women came to the mans house and said ” no i wont marry you you… you… YOU” The next day the women came to the mans house and shoved Barney in his face. Barney said ” hahaha well hi their nice young fan! would you like to hg my tail?” the man said ” NO I WILL NEVR HUG YOUR DIRTY FAT TAIL!” then the man kicked barney in the butt. The next year the man came to barneys house and punched him in his big purple grapes. Barney screamed ” AHH YOU CRUSHED MY BIG PURPLE GRAPES AND ITS MAKING ME WINE!” their really were wine coming out of barneys grapes…
One day a man was walking all over town. but this man had a big box on hid head for no reason. he walked all over town, but people started to throw objects at him. some of the objects were poo, pee, barf, rocks, rabbied cows, killer crows, other guys with boxes on their heads, and killer sharks with lazar beams on their heads. if you were this man what would YOU do?
Have you EVER seen tellytubbies when you were much younger? well if you remember any of it you might remember how the tellytubbies would spill something and they all would laugh and giggle like little school girls… i just think thats plain wrong… if you spill something you DO NOT just sit their giggleing and waiting for the weird lil vacume cleaner to come and clean up your spills. And why is there like 30 bunnies living all around the tellytubbies home? I bet they kill the bunnies and eat them! While they are eating the bunny tinkie winkie ( the dark blue tellytubbie) will spill something and start giggleing… so how would you like being the vacume cleaner? Oh also sometimes the tellytubbies spy on britney spears… i wonder why that is… the tellytubbies are also above the law! they will rob banks, throw glass beer bottles at cars, tell little kids to giggle and do nothing when you make a mess, teach kids how to cuss, cuss themselfs, steal army tanks, kill anything they see, have gang wars with the veggie tale gangs, and more! SO now would you like watching that retarded show? i dont think so. Oh and for the first time ever on planetclippy i wanna ask you something that is NOT fake. if you really like this site, and think your friends will like it to, then tell your friends about it. if they like it they WILL get some awesome laughs. thanks and good night!
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Come on people, lets get real here!!!!! The stupid TV show nartuo is all about some dumb old kid in a orange jumpsuit of which is a ninja….. and how is that a cool show? Ugh i just dont understand it! insted of nartuo how about a show with all the nartuo people just laying around watching tv, picking bugs off eachother like monkeys, going poop, and more. Or insted of that how about a TV show about barney attacking the world? It would be like a ugly, dumb, purple, version of godzilla…
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Go lick a mules tounge you fat butt! Eat my shirt you loser! I hate you so much im gonna eat you like a freaking mushroom! oh my gosh can you get any more awesome then you already are, you stupid idiot.
I think that even if your cool, you still have to get out of my face! your such a geek that…. your a geek! Would you rather have beer? Or be happy for ever?
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Undertaker watchs my little pony every saturday. John Cena acts all cool in teh ring, well in real life he can get scared by a kitten ( the kitten is very scary….) Randy Orton wheres his lil speedo when hes everywhere! even when hes reading to the little kids at the library ( when the kids get bad.. randy orton will RKO the kid) HBK heart break kid plays with rubber duckies in bathtime! Edge drinks nails for dinner, without anymilk. ( its hurts him, and he died last week because of the OUCHIES) Umaga is the only cool person… ( because of the OUCHIES) Kane hit his toe on the ring side and he fainted from the OUCHIES! Triple H hacks other peoples computers. Batista ate a battery thinking it was a candy… how how dumb can he get…? Jeff Hardy dates a cow everyday ( he thinks the cow will make him have milk babies. oh and teh cow wants to kill him!) Matt Hardy eats clips cause of the OUCHIES!
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Bob and Larry have their own gang wars. They will get in the cars with their gangs, and have drive by shootings with eachother. They will also sing death songs ( insted of silly songs with larry) When all of that is done they will smuggle weapons in to other countries. Sometimes Bob the tomado will help barney with looking for kids on the streets for barney to bring in to barneys show. Larry will sometimes make a corny cute little poop and bring it in other peoples house, and put the poo on peoples pillow. JR will join the gang fights, but most of the time he will get a big gun, rob a bank, and destroy everything. Jimmy and Jerry the Gourds paid the cow to start the chicago fire. Mr. Lunt started World War 1 because he was the one that killed the guy from Austria. The french Peas can shoot ketchup from their own hairy arm pits. Madame BlueBerry will go around the world throwing chickens at people ( the chickens have rabies) Qwerty the computer will teach kids how to cuss. Mr. Nezzer makes kids eat pickles. ( Mr Nezzer IS a pickle himself! he just wants other to eat pickles because he thinks all little kids need to eat things like him)
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Hey ppls, This is Pengui, Clipster made me an editor on da site, well, as my first post here are a few jokes I thought were funny:
1 A pastor is speaking at an alcoholics anonymous meeting and he’s explaining why drinking is harmful. He uses this example. He puts a worm into a jar and then he pours in some alcohol. Of course, the worm shrivels up and dies, and he says “so what does this tell us about alcohol?” So, an old drunk stands up and says “well, if you drink you won’t get worms.”
2 A man is drinking in a bar and after drinking quite a bit of whiskey, the bartender says “ok, You’re over the legal limit I gotta cut you off” So the man curses the bartender and walks out angrily. So a few minutes later, the man walks through the side door of the bar and says “whiskey, please” so, the bartender says “hey, I cut you off, get out of here” so the man curses at him and walks out angrily. a few minutes later he walks in through the back door and says “whiskey, please” then, the bartender says “I already told you twice, you’re over the legal limit so get out of here” then the man replies “man, how many bars do you work at?”
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