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One day a cop named Clip found out that there was a Man driving drunk on the streets. So clip thought to him self that he will just hijack a plane with bombs in it. So he went to a army camp, hijacked a planet with bombs in it and took off looking for the drunk man. When he found the drunk man in the car he shot bullets at it, but the bullets did not do anything. So Clip just shot bombs at the drunk man. but then the man started to throw beer bottles at Clip. All of the beer went in to Clips mouth and then HE got drunk. Then the plane crashed right in the middle of the skatebording parade. When Clip saw that there was no more skateborders he saw that on that same street there was a Monkey parade, and then a donkey parade, then a parade of ipods, and at last all the parades were done and Clip saw the drunk man run in to a building. Clip went in to the building, but he stopped dead in his tracks. What Clip saw was something more creepy then anything in the world. He saw a huge weird looking ipod. Then the ipod put on the song that goes like this. DONT YOU WIDH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS A HOT LIKE ME? DONT YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME? DONT YAH? Clip thought about the song and thought is was kinda catchy. So he danced to the song, and in the end clip and the ipod became great friends.
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First of all,I’m Miroos,creator of CACP.
Visit www.acpcrushers.wordpress.com
Ok now here is something for you to laugh at.
Zamros goes to a restraunt with neat clothes and black shoes.Miroos goes to a restraunt with clothes he found in the wash basket.Zamros is polite at the table.Miroos gets angry when nobody listens to him,so he throws his food at people.Zamros never burps or farts at the table.Miroos burps when the waitor comes and farts when somebody finishes before him.Zamros says thank you to the waitor.Miroos punches the waitor and tells him that the food is rubbish.Zamros is good in the car.Miroos throws Zamros’s stuff out of the window.Zamros gets presents for being a good boy.Miroos, who does’nt get presents , steals Zamros’s stuff.
Meet Geeko,he is the biggest geek in the world.When somebody tells him what is half of 3 he will say ” 1.5124129848192” which is correct ( joke) and very accurate.He stays on his PC all day and has a website for geeks.He watches Barny and says that Barny is smarter than Einstein.His brother though,who is called John hates geeks.He loves Einstein though.When John heard what his brother said,he went and choked Barny and tortured the kids on his show who were older than John.Then,John got his friend,the Nerd,to send Geeky a virus which destroys his hard disk.Geeky’s PC broke and couldnt be fixed.Then,Geeky got mad and knew who it was,so he went to the Nerd’s house while John was there.Geeky then realised he had made a big mistake,because when he opened the door,sand went on to his brother.For revenge,John and the Nerd got Geeky and gave him a wedgie,then a flushy and finally took his money,and later on stole his PC and threw it on him.So,the Nerd and John made Geeky stay in his empty room for more than a year.Geeky then remembered who he was.He opened the door,and got his calculator.Then,he saw the Nerd and John in the pool.Suddenly,a smart idea came to Geeky.He threw the calculator into the pool and electrucuted the Nerd and John.In the end,Einstein came down from heaven and said ”According to my calculations,you should be tortured!!!” , so with his formulas and stuff,he gave Geeky a headache which sent the 3 boys to hospital.”According to my calculations , I am the champion”!!
Sorry for my extremely large post but I just cant stop writing!!!
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good news mirros! you are now a part of the planetclippy staff team! you are now a editor. welcome to the team! your job is to edit my posts. ( mainly you just have to make sure my spelling is correct on my posts. that is because im a very bad speller)
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the staff for planetclippy has something important coming up! we are going to have a NEW author coming soon! his main internet name is deadeye. or iamdeadeye. i will post again when he becomes the new author, but when he becomes the new author please make him welcome! thank you.
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mmmmmmmm this is me as a zombie. Or what it really is……. well… its really the new me! you sure heck better liek him or he will come over to your house and eat you!
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The games that will be listed are games that came out, but no one would ever buy them.The EXTREAM GAME OF DUSTING: this game teaches you how to dust the whole house. ( wow! doesnt that sound like fun!?)Dentel flossing the game: this is a good game for little kids because they can learn the fun way of flossing! all the dentistes agree that this game should be a must buy video game!Clean that catbox mister!: now all kids can clean up after their cats in this great new game!Eating my cereal!: everyone likes cereal right? well now you can eat your cereal but this time, in a game!Mr owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop: well lets find out! how many licks does it really take kids? The world may never know.
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Alex clip will bring all of the best foods that there are! ( including a pack of nice fresh mice) Clip i mac 6 will order pizza, soda, candy, and much more good food. Alex clip will make sure to invite his gangsta friends. Clip i mac 6 will invite his good friends that are non voilent, unlike alex clips friends. Alex clip will make sure the house is clean and ready for the party ( but will leave all the really gross messes and stuff for his guestes to see as a joke) Clip i mac 6 will make sure his house is all clean so his guestes wont see anything gross. Alex clip will rent a R rated horror movie to scare every one ( even the very little kids)
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Meet Jack, he loves stuff that explode, he blows his video games up, he blows all his toys up, but he doesnt blow people up. Meet Gary. he always will rant and rave of how he invented random things, like all the numbers. Meet Bob. he is 30 but he loves all those stupid little kid tv shows. Meet Johny boy. he likes hacking, he will hack every website that was ever made, he thinks the only thing thats cool is being a hacker. All of his friends are hackers to. Meet the mom of the family Meret. she hides in the closet a lot for no reason at all.
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Ok well as we all know, barney is a freaking nutjob in a stupid dino outfit. But maybe we dont know the WHOLE story. Well im going to give you his whole story right now! Before barney starts his dumb show, he will get a gun, walk out side and find some random kid out on the streets. Then barney will tell the kid at gun point to come over to his show. The poor poor kid has to choice but to come on over to barneys show. Then barney will go to the bathroom. before he makes a poo or pee he will comment on his butt and say ( hehe i have a cute little dino butt there!) then he will blast out poo ( watery poo) Then he will come out and do his dumb little show. Then he will go to a army camp and steal a tank, and he will destroy every thing he sees. And after all that is done he will vote for the candidate that he wants to win ( that candidate is clinton) Well thats all we have for today. if you have anything else you want to ask me about barneys day to day life then just comment on this post and i will get back to you as soon as i can!
