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Ok hillary plans to send all of our money over to places that is dont need it! And she will make us all her slaves!!!! OMG! Hillarys husband Bill Clinton wants Hillary to lose the whitehouse because he is just oh so greedy! And she will shoot us. JK. Obama will plant a huge nuke bomb in the center of earth and make it so when it blows up it will destroy all humans and people at venus!!! OMG!ggggod! anyway also mr Obamas son Obama BOY will be vice V.P.! but he will be watching TV and the show he will watch is Obama vs Hillary in a street fight in front of a crowd at the whitehouse!
Dont all candidates need lovey dovey pety pety pet pets? Well if u say no then your a stupid loseing jerkwad! Here are a list pf there pets.
Obamas pet is a moose. because he reminds us all of a moose. and he smells like one to! 
Hillarys pet is a warthog because the only time she wont take a stand is when PEEEEEEEEEEEING and she sounds like one to!
mccains pet is a kangeroo because he is a old man that is obsessed with kangeroo. and he feels like one to!
huckabees pet is bees because of his name HUCK_A_BEE. who would wanna huck a poor bee? that sounds wrong and mean. and he stings like one to!
rudys pet is a toad because he taste like one to!
fred thompson is a beaver because of HIS BIG BUCK TEETH! HIS BIG BUCKED TEETH! BUT MOMMY I WANT MY 2 BIG FRONT BUCK TEETH! and he beavers like one to! :smile::wink:
john edwards pet is a chicken because he dropped out. and he drops out like one to! 
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Barney was in a tank destroying everything he sees. He got all his friends and attacked the bad guys that were invading the town. Barney got a huge M16 and shot down a helicopter. Barney jumped in the helicopter, broke the pilots neck, and grabed his rocket launcher. Barney got in his big purple jeep and started blowing everything up with the rockets. HUG MY TAIL! shouted Barney. One of barneys friends got a big gun and shot at all the helicopters that were coming. Barney jumped up again to teh helicopters, slaped the pilot with his tail, and screamed “HUG MY TAIL” the pilot huged barneys tail and got thrown out of the helicopter. Barney got on a plane and threw the pilot out. Then he flew the plane right in to a building. The plane exploded. Barney jumped out and started blowing everything up. Men ran up to barney and started kicking him, but Barney was to quick and made the men hug his tail. Then barney got shot in his big purple grapes and died.
Have you ever been in a car and saw someones license plate saw something stupid like ” mr bobo” or anything dumb like that? well i will list out some other stupid license plates in this post!
mr rogers.
doggy doggy dog.
some guy in a toga.
i love bananas.
candy moutain.
fart queen.
barney butt.
life is nothing without me.
CD boy.
turn the frown upside down.
i hate u!
if u can read this u r to close to me.
donkey kong!
purple grapes.
my life as a teenage robot.
monkey girl.
mousey mousey mouse mouse.
mudkip rules.
yu gi obama yay!
go to bed.
mommy whats wrong with that mans face?
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Thank you all for visiting my site! But right now i need all your help!!!! you see, i am in a cp army called the RPF, and i am running for govonor of iceage, but i cant doo this alone! i need your help! and if you help me out here we will do a planetclippy SERIES! a story about a man trying to defend the world againsted barney and his friends! so please vote for me in the polls! heres the link to the polls! remember vote for the clip with the right plan!http://poll.pollcode.com/QskY if the poll link aint working them copy the linkk to the adress bar and click enter
Good day, i am the Clip, and i will bring you the news. Todays top story, Toys R us has come out with a new toy. Its called gold belly, and when you touch its gold belly you will turn in to gold. This is just in, today in Japan their is a war between to huge monsters. Barney vs Godzilla. The both of them are now in Tokyo fighting to the death. A few hours ago a dog somehow blew all its fur off, we still dont know hos this happened. but some think its because of the making of this website ( joke.) And now here is Ron Partly with the weather. Well since you people dont pay me any money at all to do the weather forcast i guess i wil just have to get out of here, by jumping out of this window. ( Ron jumps out of window) Uh… hmmm… ok? And now just in… there has been a few rejected toys in the toy department, here are a few of them. The tree house ( this tree house has the best alarm system ever! when bad guys come in killer crows will attack him. but sometimes when the kids come in the crows will come..)
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Obama is really a zombie just wanting to be prez so he can eat brains. Hillary clinton will always take a stand, but when shes peeing… no stands happen. John mccain will make the USA only for old people. Obama wants to ban candy forever. Hillary clinton wants to ban videogames forever. John mccain wants to ban computer forever. Obama wants to make sure that Barney is the only show ever on TV. Hillary clinton wants to make sure that shows like the simpsons are not on TV. John mccain wants to be the only thing that can bee seen on TV.
Here are some reasons why cyber geeks make bad boyfriends. 1. The only time the 2 of you can hang out is when hes downloading something. 2. the only time you can see him in the eye is thru the reflection on his moniter. 3. making webcams in the bathtub. 4. they break up with you because you arent one of them. 5. they will only talk to you if you play a another game of myst. 6. they will spend 12 hours in a chat room, but they dont have anything to say to you. 7. bend his issue of wired and he wont talk to you for days. 8. choosing between mac and pc is to hard to do.
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Clip i mac 6 asks where his girl friend wants to go, and they go where she wants to go. Alex clip always cheats on his girlfriend just for a few dollars. Clip i mac 6 will buy flowers for his girl friend. Alex clip buys his girlfriend pizza (using coins he found in the wishing foutain.) Clip i mac 6 will make sure that he doesnt annoying his girlfriend so she stays happy with him. Alex clip will fart right next to his girlfriend and say ” dang those tacos at the taco stand sure do smell like big old farts” C
